Erm...

There are two people sitting across from me that are watching me. Now I've started watching them. So we've officially started the "crap I'm staring at you" game. Hooray. Dang it it's two against one. They've definitely won. Man, I hate people. This history essay is literally a vortex of disgusting soul sucking lifeless useless crap. I pity my TA. Yesterday I had an epiphany...my life can be categorized into three daily tasks; finishing homework, selling baby clothes and googling Robert Pattinson. My existence is pathetic.

ENG100

Ew. James smells...and he's picking his teeth. Now he's reading the screen and singing the Slumdog Millionaire song. That hoe got an A on his portfolio. Facebook is the devil. Stalkers.

Sitting in Classics

Man... don't you hate the person in class who wastes time asking stupid questions like "what about Latin terms?" when the prof says it's going to be Greek terms on the test? Those people need to get sick and stop coming to class... and tutorial for that matter. NO ONE CARES. Stop sucking up, the prof doesn't like you either. *Oliana rolls eyes*