2:11AM

It's 2:11AM - is there any other time to write a post? Probably not. Let's update the world on my life shall we? First, I'm sorry I've hidden for two years - clearly I am not the blogging type. In fact, after tonight it'd be really surprising if I ever returned to the blogosphere. Something about posting your thoughts on the internet is really rather unsettling to me. It's not as if I'd say anything that couldn't be posted - more so it seems as though you write a blog post with the intention of someone reading it but if it's on the internet, who is your audience? Everyone. No one. At any rate, allow me to update you on my life.

1) Survived first and second year - currently surviving third year.

2) Left the soul sucking retail industry and moved into an office job.

3) Got an iphone

4) Lost a good buddy (Bubby the cat)

5) Made a new friend (Simon the cat)

6) Went from being agnostic to Protestant to Catholic

BAM. That's about it. Well, there were some other things here and there and I did meet my soulmate but this is a selfish blog which is all about me so I'm going to leave it at that.

Until next year,

Elly. Belly.

Top Ten Things I hate

1) Foreign TA's

2) USA Men's Olympic Hockey Team

3) Aristotle

4) Wet Socks

5) The TTC

6) Measha Brueggergosman

7) French Toast

8) Public Restrooms

9) Acers

10) Slang words that replace an 's' with a 'z'

Erm...

There are two people sitting across from me that are watching me. Now I've started watching them. So we've officially started the "crap I'm staring at you" game. Hooray. Dang it it's two against one. They've definitely won. Man, I hate people. This history essay is literally a vortex of disgusting soul sucking lifeless useless crap. I pity my TA. Yesterday I had an epiphany...my life can be categorized into three daily tasks; finishing homework, selling baby clothes and googling Robert Pattinson. My existence is pathetic.

ENG100

Ew. James smells...and he's picking his teeth. Now he's reading the screen and singing the Slumdog Millionaire song. That hoe got an A on his portfolio. Facebook is the devil. Stalkers.

Sitting in Classics

Man... don't you hate the person in class who wastes time asking stupid questions like "what about Latin terms?" when the prof says it's going to be Greek terms on the test? Those people need to get sick and stop coming to class... and tutorial for that matter. NO ONE CARES. Stop sucking up, the prof doesn't like you either. *Oliana rolls eyes*